thirty-three

dear yates vonnegut tao,



don't join a fraternity. you will only want to kill yourself. go to online graduate school. i don't know what else to do so i'm going to get an mfa in poetry. im hoping that by saying i have an mfa in poetry the woman at the convenience store will give me a discount on soybeans. that's all mfa's are for anyway. free stuff.



-ellen vonnegut yates